PJ Pinkie blimps part 1

 "What are ya, some kind of troll or something?"
"RAINBOW DASH!, TURN OUT THAT LIGHT!" "This mixture is very sensitive!"
[The lights go out.]
 "Thank you, dash. By multiplying the isolated bubble of carbon gas, I've invented a soda that will never lose its fizz!"
 "Yummy!"
 "Gimme a taste, will ya? I love pop!"
"No, wait! dashie!"
 "Like a sponge, thirsty I am!" *grabs bottle*
 [flipping on the light] "You don't understand! I haven't tested its stability! It remains unpredictable!"
*pinkie drinks whole bottle* GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP!! ahh!...
"That was predictable. pinkie, you pig!"
 "Freeze, sister!"  "Don't make any sudden movements. Just the slightest twitch might set off the mixture's volatile nature."
......
 [lifting pinkie's shirt] "And we wouldn't want that to happen, now, would we?" [takes a feather out and begins to tickle pinkie.]
hee hee!! hahahaha! "Quit it, dashie! heeheeheeeee!"
 "Stop! Halt! Halt!"
[dashie continues to tickle pinkie]
heeheeheehee! stop dashie!! heeheeheehee!
 "Abstain! Desist! ENOUGH ALREADY!"
 [stopping] "Don't have a bird, twilight."



[pinkie begins to shake. her belly rumbles with the tension. Her eyes then turn into spigots and the soda shoots out of her nose. It propels her away.] PSSSSSSSHHHHH!!!!!!
"Gassy!"

hey funnel face! twilight said don't move!